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massive amount of george noory quotes
phraktalsnipe wrote in coast_to_coast
These were found while at http://georgenoorysucks.com/ - which was advertised on a pirate internet-radio station i listen to that replays nothing but Art Bell (from an extensive library of very old shows dating back to before the Real Audio server crash that wiped out all the old FREE episodes we used to be able to get from artbell.com)

anyway, i thought this group might get a chuckle from some of these.. (spelling errors are not my own, i just copy/pasted the list)





The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.




"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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“I've been fascinated by this my entire life.”

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“Al-ja-reeza.”

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"Things are never as they seem.”

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“I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.”

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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“I don't believe in coincidences.”

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“There are no coincidences.”

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“Coincidences don't exist.”

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“Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?”

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“OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.”

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“I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?”

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.”

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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“That'll make you want to think.”

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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“A story is worth a thousand words.”

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Richard C. Hoagland: “So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?”

George Noory: “No.”

Richard C. Hoagland: “Oh. OK.”

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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“I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground?” (Referring to the “Sounds From Hell” clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”
“Sure.”
“That’s right.”
“Uh huh.”
“Gee.”
“Ha ha. That’s true.”
“Yeah.”
“I was just going to say...”
“Sure, yeah.”
“Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.”
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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“Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?”
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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“Chucacabra.”

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.”
(Referring to Mars.)

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“Wagering war...”

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...”

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“Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

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The funny thing is, as I'm reading those I can hear him saying them.

Do you not have anything better to do with your time?

actually, no.
But as I said - I found this post and copy/pasted it here because i thought it was kind of funny. I didn't spend the time transcribing his quotes -someone else did that..

Most of those, when heard in the entire context of the convo, aren't really that bad.

The only time I had a spar with George was when he tried to say a little girl was evil because she tried to kill a bird. He immediately jumped to her being possessed by evil forces. I, more logically, sent him a fast blast stating cruelty to animals can be an indicator of child abuse or molestation when combined with the other behaviors they had discussed.

I don't think George does a bad job. *shrugs*

Wow, thanks for the link. Although I can't find any audio files. I want to hear ART!!

Oh nm. I just re-read your post about it being a pirate station.

yeah - that board is just a forum for a pirate radio station. If you look around you can find at least 6 CDs worth of m3s of complete (old) Art Bell shows for download around the net.. lots of stuff that you can't find even with a streamlink account.

I don't know why they don't make these older shows available in an official capacity -but at least there are plenty of Art Bell fans out there who are willing to share their own copies.

And it's fun to catch him in one. NOT difficult; I hear at least three an hour.

My favorite non sequitur comes when he gets callers who say bombing Iran is not a good idea. He'll always reply, "But do you know what Ahmadinejad is SAYING about our country and what he wants to do!?!"

If we invaded and destroyed countries based on what their leaders were SAYING, we'd be in even worse shape than we are now. But apparently Ahmadinejad's speech is the only reason we need to start another war.

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